There was one man whom had committed many sins and decided to ask for forgiveness from God by confessing to the pastor, the following conversation took place.
Man: am not sure God would ever forgive me because of the kind of sin i had committed.
Pastor: what kind of sin have you committed that makes you think God would never forgive you?
Man: hmmm (sighted), i have slept with many women in this church, so am not sure God would ever forgive me.
Pastor: OK. during our offering period tomorrow, i want you to indicate the woman whom you have had sex with the number of times by making a gun sound like Gbosa and also make sure that you sit at the front row for clear visibility.
Man: ok sir.
NEXT SUNDAY
During the offering period, when the first woman passed him, he made the gun sound like this gbosa gbosa twice indicating that he has had sex with her twice . He did this for almost sixty percent of the women in church. When the pastor daughter passed him, he made the sound like this, gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa gbosa ten times indicating that he has already had sex with like ten times. This act surprised the pastor but he let go. Finally, as the pastor's wife was passing the man, he couldn't count the number of times they have had sex, so he let out the sound in an Ak-47 sound-like, Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not knowing that she is the pastor's wife indicating that the he have had sex with her numerously and couldn't remember how many times. The pastor couldn't believe his ear and stood up angrily and said God will never forgive you, All the women in the church replied Amen.
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