Tuesday, 21 April 2015

AKPOS BIOGRAPHY


NAME:                        Akpos
NICK NAMES:          Bovi

HOBBIES:                  Collecting teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands,
                                      jumping up and down Mountain Everest
RECORDS:                Traveled round the world in a day, fought with a dinosaur and
                                      broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breath under water for 5years,  6months, 40 days, 22 hours, 59 minutes & 50 seconds.

GREAT ACHIEVEMENT:     Went to heaven to charge my phone, first guy to land on the sun,                                              speak about 10,956 languages.
SILLIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE: Swimming in tsunami.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, though 99
                                    died & the remaining one is now an imbecile.
PROUDEST MOMENT: A cobra died after biting me.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging.
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