AKPOS, RUKEWE AND OGHENE

Three friends Rukewe, Oghene and Akpos decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they sets out for the park 10km away. It takes them 2hrs to get there.
When they got to the picnic, Rukewe quickly spread the mat and set out the sandwiches, after checking around Oghene found out Rukewe did not pack the bottle opener with the other things. Then they begged Akpos to make the 4-hour trip to and fro for the opener, “you will finish the sandwiches before I get back” Akpos protested.

AKPOS, MUSA AND BOVI

Akpos, Musa and Bovi were lost in a forest and captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told them they had a chance to live if only they could pass a test. The 1st step was to go deep into the forest n get 10 pieces of d same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. Bovi came back and said to the king,
“I brought 10 apples”, the king explained the trial to him, ‘you have to sniff the fruits up into your butt without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

AKPOS INTERVIEW

Interview between Akpors & the consular at the Embassy.

Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- Whats your Mother's name?

Akpors:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- in full please?

Akpors:- Mama Patience

OFFICER:- your native place?

Akpors: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

Akpors:- Mugbe Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

A YOUNG MAN AND A PHARMACIST

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, Could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the Condom and as the young man is going out; he returns and says,  "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very Cute too". She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says, "Go on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move! 

FAMILY PALAVA!!!

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: 
"You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.