Friday 28 December 2012

Family Politics



A little boy goes to his dad and ask, "what is politics?". His dad says, well son, let me try and explain it this way. i am the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism, your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the government, we are always here for you and your younger brother to take care of your needs, so we will call you the people while the nanny is the working class.
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father had told him. later that night, he heard his baby brother crying, so he got up to check on him.
He found out that the baby had severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent room and finds his mother sound asleep, not wanting to wake her up, he goes to to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeps in through the key hole and sees his father having sex with the nanny, he then gives up and go back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, i think i understand the concept of politics now". The father then replied "good son, now tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".
The boy then replied, "well, while capitalism (the father) is screwing the working class (nanny), the government (the mother) is sound asleep, while the people (the children) are being ignored and he also added that the future (his brother) is in deep shit"

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