Wise Man

A Nigerian man who makes coffins was on his way to deliver one of the coffins he make for his client when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he carried the coffin on his head and headed his destination. Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some money off him (bribe), so the challenged him; "hey!!! where are you going with that coffin?" The man being wise knew the policemen wanted to make money off him, so he replied saying "I no like where dem bury me, so i wan go bury myself for another place". The policemen on hearing this fled for their lives.

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