Mr 419

 Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Please, who am i speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me,who do u know in London that could be calling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i am Ejiro, how come u didn't recognize my voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your Father died, you didn't even show up or send a letter. O boy, your children go pay you back. You no hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of curses for u.

Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!. I would have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U didn't hear about that too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I never hear from her since d two of una marry without our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u disappear. When am i having my money back?. U want make i curse you like your Father. I go pronounce wicked curses on you o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money come home?. We sent u to school, clothed you & sent u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal from me, your own friend?. O boy, your Father was right to curse you, you can't escape it if u continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you your money. For now, i have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i just wan teach u lesson.
Mr 419: Whaaaaat!(he exclaims) Mad man, and you have been insulting and wasting ma credit since morning. God go judge u (begins to cry)

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