Dad and Akpos

Dad: Akpos, please buy me a soft drink.
Akpos: Coke or Pepsi?
Dad: Coke.
Akpos: Diet or regular?
Dad: Regular.
Akpos: Bottle or can?
Dad: Bottle.
Akpos: flat or round?
Dad: Dammit, just buy me water.
Akpos: Natural or mineral?
Dad: Mineral.
Akpos: Hot or cold ?
Dad: (angrily) I'm gonnastrike you with a broom.
Akpos: Strong broom or soft broom ?
Dad: Just get out of here!!!
Akpos: Now or tomorrow ?
Dad: Now!!!
Akpos: Are you following me or not ?
Dad: I will kill you!
Akpos: Stab with knife or shoot with gun?
One word for AKPOS
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