CONVERSATION BETWEEN AKPOS AND A PRIEST

Akpos enters a church looking for his wife but finds the priest. The following conversation ensured between him and the priest.

Priest: How may I help you son?
Akpos: Am looking for my wife, she said she would be here but she isn’t. Now that am here, I would like to confess.
“They go to the confession zone”

Akpos: forgive me father for I have sinned.

Priest: "What are your sins my son?

Akpos: "The other day, I went looking for my wife at her home but she was not there. I found her sister alone, so I slept with her."
Priest: Oh, that is sin, but at least you came to confess".
Akpos: "Then another day I went looking for her at her aunt's place but she was not there, I found her cousin alone, I slept with the cousin".
Priest: "You know that is wrong my son".
Akpos:"Then the other day I went looking for her at her working place. She was not there, I
found her colleague alone..."
Priest The priest interrupts, "Let me guess, you slept with her colleague?"
Akpos:"Yes father". There was silence after that. Father? Father? Still silent.
“Akpos peeps through and finds out that the priest is no longer there. He looks for him and finds him hiding behind the pulpit.”

Akpos: "Why are you hiding father?"
Priest: The priest replies, "I've just realized I'm alone here and you came looking for
your wife"

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