A Girl And Her Dad

 

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Nigeria and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whats-app, proposed to each other on Skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Badoo. I need your blessing and good wishes dad.

Dad: Wow!!! Really??? Then get married on Twitter, have fun on 2go. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through G-mail and if you are fed up with your husband... Sell him on Amazon.