1. what is the similarity betweeen men and rats?
ans: Both keep searching for holes.
2. what is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
ans: A man's salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
3. doctor: you look so weak and exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as i have adviced?
ans: i thought you said 3 males a day.
4. if there are 8 fishes in a river and half of them drown, how many remains?
ans: 8 remain because fishes don't drown.
5. akpos was lying down on his bed, akpos...akpos...otiga called. As he entered akpos room, he asked "you still de here???"
ans: akpos repllied, "no i de exam hall".
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