Conversation between a maid and her madam.

A maid want her salary to increase.
Her madam (boss) ask her to give 3 reasons why she deserve such increment.
Maid: I can cook better than you.
Madam: who told you?
Maid: your husband.
Madam: okay, second reason?
Maid: I can Iron better than you.
Madam: who told you?
Maid: your husband.
Madam: okay, 3rd reason?
Maid: I am also better in bed than you.
This time madam was furious and was getting ready to break her neck.
Madam: did my husband say that?
Maid: no, the driver told me that I'm better in bed than you.
Madam: please lower your voice. I will increase your salary, in fact how much do you want???
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