Monday 11 November 2013

Experience In Zoo

 
Mr & Mrs Akpos went to a zoo. Near a gorilla's enclosure, this was the conversation that took place.
 Mrs Akpos: Sweetheart, do you know that gorillas are the only animals that behave like men? Look (seeing that no one is watching, she exposes one of her breasts) Sure enough,the gorilla gets excited & grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
Mrs Akpos: See, now I know why you react the way you do, men can't control their instincts just like gorillas can't.....Men & gorillas are the same.
Mr Akpos: Wow.. now expose both breast & see what happens. (So she exposes both breasts to the gorilla & it gets very excited that it want to escape from the enclosure)
Mr Akpos: This is incredible, now pull your skirt up, turn around, expose your bum-bum & let's see what happens. (The woman did exactly & this time, the gorilla breaks free
from the enclosure, grabs Mrs Akpos and starts yanking her clothes off)
Mrs Akpos[yells]: Dear..what do I do now? Please help me!
Mr Akpos: Now, tell him you're in your period or you have a headache or you're not in mood, and let's see if Gorillas and men are really the same.
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