Thursday 20 August 2015

AKPOS INTERVIEW


Interview between Akpors & the consular at the Embassy.
Interview Starts...

OFFICER:- Whats your Mother's name?
Akpors:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- in full please?
Akpors:- Mama Patience
OFFICER:- your native place?
Akpors: M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
Akpors:- Mugbe Province
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

Akpors:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
Akpors:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
Akpors:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
Akpors:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Akpors: MP sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
Akpors:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Akpors:- sir, how was M.P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
Akpors:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u are a M.P
Akpors:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!
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