Saturday 13 July 2013

Church Tinzzz



One Sunday, an armed robbery gang entered a church and ordered the ushers to close every window and doors as well. They told the congregation they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order starting the heads of the church in every department.
Then they approached the REVEREND FATHER and asked, what is your name?
REVEREND FATHER: Zackariah Zmith.
Then the approached the pianist and asked what's your name?
PIANIST: Zemmanuel Zwilliams.
The pianist out of fear pointed at the deacon and shouted “sir his name is Abraham Anane”.
DEACON: He's a liar, my name is Zabraham Zanane.

 What will be your name be if you were in the church that day?


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